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Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

09.06.2025 06:59

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for fakery

Why one mom is trying to delay her daughter’s first period — as experts warn of the risks of early puberty - New York Post

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

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I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have a reading level above third grade

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

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It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

I don’t buy bullshit

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Google quietly released an app that lets you download and run AI models locally - TechCrunch

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

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authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

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I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I see through liars

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Doctors And Scientists Are Revealing Things People Don't Realize Are Wildly Bad For Their Health - BuzzFeed

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I actually pay taxes

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I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I can read

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

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I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I can count

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I took the same Oath and took it seriously